When discussing feminine hygiene products, a male student called out, "I'm allergic to pads, don't put one near my desk!"

I am often very impressed by the way my teaching partner answers questions. Today the question was, "Why do girls moan when they are having sex?" I'm not sure how I would have answered, but she simply replied, "It's kind of the same thing as getting a back massage, you just can't help but moan when it hits the right spot."