Although school has ended, I still have many stories to tell...

We have the students write most of their questions on notecards or stickies in order to keep their questions confidential. We were getting a bunch of questions using the word penis, however the students were spelling it with a w instead of a p, so we got things like "wenus", "winus", etc. For example, after discussing erections, we had these two questions, "If a guy needs to pee and his winus goes up, is that bad?" and "What if your winis is up every day, would it be scary if it wouldn't go down?" So after several of these misspellings, my teaching partner said the following, "Ok everyone Penis starts with the letter P, not a W or any other letter. Let's have everyone try it, let's all say, P... P... P... Penis"